Friends VS Navy Friends

This is a little colorful so you may not want to read it.  I found it on FB and having a Navy back ground I could really identify.  I little bit of fun is a good thing.  Enjoy!  Oh, I might add that this is fun but it is pretty much true too.  There is some strong Language so if that bothers you don't read it!

FRIENDS –VS- NAVY FRIENDS


FRIENDS: Tell you not to do something stupid when drunk

NAVY FRIENDS: Will post 360 degree security so you don't get caught


FRIENDS: Call your parents Mr. and Mrs.

NAVY FRIENDS: Call your parents drunk as hell and tell them about the fat chick you tried to pick up


FRIENDS: Hope the night out drinking goes smoothly, and hope that no one is late for the ride home.

NAVY FRIENDS: Know some wild shit will happen, and set up rally points and an E & E route.


FRIENDS: Bail you out of jail and tell you what you did was wrong.

NAVY FRIENDS: Will be sitting next to you saying, Damn...we fucked up...

but hey, that shit was fun "


FRIENDS: Cry with you.

NAVY FRIENDS: laugh at you and tell you to put some vagasil on your vagina.


FRIENDS: Borrow your stuff for a few days then give it back.

NAVY FRIENDS: Steal each other's stuff so often nobody remembers who bought it in the first place.


FRIENDS: Are happy that someone picked up a one night stand and leave them alone.

NAVY FRIENDS: Will Low Crawl naked into the room with a camera and hope for the tag team.


FRIENDS: Know a few things about you.

NAVY FRIENDS: Could write a book with direct quotes from you.


FRIENDS: Will leave you behind if that's what the crowd is doing.

NAVY FRIENDS: Will kick the whole crowds ass that left you.


FRIENDS: Would knock on your door.

NAVY FRIENDS: Walk right in and say, "I'm home!"


FRIENDS: Will try and talk to the bouncer when you get tossed out of the bar.

NAVY FRIENDS: Will man up and go after the bouncer for touching you on the way out.


FRIENDS: Will wish you had enough money to go out that night, and are sorry you couldn't come.

Navy FRIENDS: Will share their last dollar with you, drag you along, and try to steal free drinks all night


FRIENDS: Will take your drink away when they think you've had enough.

NAVY FRIENDS: Will look at you stumbling all over the place and say, "Bitch, you better drink the rest of that shit, you know we don't waste. That's alcohol abuse!!!"


FRIENDS: Want the money they loaned you back next week.

NAVY FRIENDS: Can't begin to remember who owes who money after taking care of each other for so long.


FRIENDS: Will say "I can't handle Tequila anymore".

NAVY FRIENDS: Will say "okay, just one more..." and then 2 minutes later "okay, just one more!"


FRIENDS: Will talk shit to the person who talks shit about you.

NAVY FRIENDS: Will knock them the Fuck out!!


FRIENDS: Will tell you "They'd take a bullet for you."

NAVY FRIENDS: Will actually take a bullet for you.


FRIENDS: Will ignore this

NAVY FRIENDS: Will forward this to all their Navy friends.


GO NAVY!